How not to make an infographic

I became unexpectedly unemployed yesterday, and since I don't believe in long mourning periods (or poverty) I started my job search right away, and came across this infographic. Let's be fair: there are far worse infographics out there. But my version of human nature somehow gets more perturbed by almost-competence than by abject failure; I suppose, knowing nothing about the creator, that in my head I'm blaming them for not trying hard enough. Well, if the creator happens to come across this, I totally don't want to hurt your feelings (much), you just need a little more practice, as do we all.